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“Today the World Health Organization (WHO) introduces WELL, the most advanced health monitoring system in the world, featuring Patch Well, a revolutionary system to enabled simple and personalized access to your biometric data. WELL redefines the process of collecting public health data for both private citizens and public health agencies. It has never been easier to be informed about your health or to be as secured from unforeseen public health scares.
“WELL is the most advanced personal and public health monitoring system in the world, delivering unprecedented illness outbreak and wellness information,” said Frank Grimes, the World Health Organization’s president of Research and Development. “WELL sets a new standard for health monitoring, packaging an all in one solution into a simple and refined design with breakthrough technologies that really matter to people, like Patch Well, a simple and personalized way to access your biometric data.”
Stay informed about the state of your health. Using advances in super-thin, flexible electronics, WELL Patches provide access to the biometric data, collected by WELL, that mattes most to you. WHO has work with a number of industry partners to provide WELL Patches for virtually all your biometric needs; track your heart rate during your next workout with the Nike Patch or monitor your calorie intake with FitPatch, the experience of exercising or dieting will never be the same.
We’ve never been more secure; WELL was designed to protect you from devastating disease outbreaks such as Flying Swine Flu and similar Super Duper Bugs as were experienced early last year. Until now traditional disease tracking and field research has been plagued by information gaps and unknown variables. By accessing the completely anonymous and encrypted data from the global WELL Network government agencies and scientists can track the spread of disease outbreaks, gaining knowledge that can save millions of lives.
To facilitate the swift integration of WELL into the world population beginning immediately all newborn babies will be implanted at birth with personal WELL units. Existing populations will be implanted at regularly scheduled medical assessments. Delinquent citizens are requested to report to the nearest WHO laboratory for immediate implantation under threat of strict penalties.”