Exercise 9: Carrie Harden

Mom is going crazy again. She can never sit still. Always has to be cleaning something. Always so busy picking wavy crisp crumbs out of the couch, defending 2% milk instead of 1%, and denying us her ritter sport minis and candy and creme that she completely forgets to buy kitty some food and litter. That’s why whenever mom goes shopping for kitty she stocks up. Were talking mountains of kitty food. Poor kitty, constantly slipping her busy mind. I remember finding kitty licking all of the berry syrup off our breakfast plates one morning and drinking milk from an old mini coconut, only to see mom walk in the kitchen immediately after with her hair to the ceiling. Was it the hairspray..? Nope. Mom stressing explains everything under this roof. I need a cigarette..