Small Talk Destroyer!!!
Small talk is the bane of many people existence. Having to go through the routine of conversing with people who you don’t know about things you don’t care about can be exhausting. That is why I created the Small Talk Destroyer. When you are shaking hands with someone you merely put the speaker that is at the end of your tie into your mouth. While you are shaking hands a pre-programmed message is played through the speaker explaining what you have been doing lately..etc…
No need for Small Talk again!
This is the wiring for the Destroyer.
This is the audio that was presented for my small talk destroyer.